You may be a delicate flower but, hey, so is Belladonna and it can still kill people. — My boss, in what is probably the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. (via heloisedevillefort)

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vagisodium:

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

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ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

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deigeridemon:

foxadhd:

Barista Accused Of Drawing Satanic Symbols In Coffee Foam

ITS MEE

deigeridemon:

foxadhd:

Barista Accused Of Drawing Satanic Symbols In Coffee Foam

ITS MEE

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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for cephalopodvictorious !!

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wigtownwanderer:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

thank fucking christ

i don’t want my naked baby butt sharable with a push of a button

a woman will tell you
every home she has ever inhabited
has been broken into
starting with her body.
— Suheir Hammad, “Letter to Anthony/Critical Resistance” (via mangoestho)

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dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

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bearlyhere-bearlythere:

gharaajapardesi:

bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE THIS WEEKEND

Always