girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
actually, unless your ass is fuckin two dimensional, you’ll probably want to use
to approximate one cheek of a dual-ellipsoid shaped ass
college is catered towards the able bodied and able minded. school applauds people who can stay up all night, skip meals, and work endlessly. that kind of extreme contribution is expected. why are disabled people being squeezed out of academic institutions? why should I feel inferior because of some arbitrary and ridiculous standard?
SAY IT AGAIN!
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK!~
Besom Banishing Spell
This simple banishing can be done whenever you feel that your house needs to be rid of any negativity that it may have come to have over time. Ideally this is a good spell to do once you move into a new residence, but can be done whenever you think it necessary.
Timing: New Moon
- A bowl
- A broom
- Black thread
- Black candles
- During a Full Moon place a handful of salt in a glass bowl or bottle and place it on top of a windowsill to let the Full Moon’s light charge the salt with it’s energy.
- When the following morning comes store the salt away and save it for the following New Moon phase.
- Once the Moon is in it’s dark phase, clean the room(s) that you’re going to do the spell in. The less you have in the room(s) and on your floor(s) the better.
- If you are able to have a door open for the remaining of the spell, do so now. If not, save that step for when you need to.
- Light as many black candles you decided to have for this spell. One will serve for the short period of time you do this spell but you may want a few more candles lit since the only light in the room(s) will be candlelight.
- Once the first few steps are completed, take the right amount of black thread you’ll need and wrap it around the broom’s handle and tie the thread into a knot.
- Take the salt you saved from a few weeks ago in the palm of your hand, feel the protective energy it now has from the light of the previous full moon and gently toss the salt on the floor(s) that you’ll be sweeping.
- Once the salt is on the ground, visualize a white energy emitting from the salt that’s cleansing the area and capturing all of the negativity in your house.
- Start to gently sweet the salt and make it into a pile to sweep out of your front or back door that you’re able to sweep the salt out of.
I read this as “Bacon Banishing Spell” and got excited but that is not what it actually said :(
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.
Ladies, I didn’t realize. I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry. Every month?!?! Joffrey?!!? My most heartfelt condolences.